Finally, I've tracked down a photo--which was long buried by NASA--that proves
once and for all that there is life on the Red Planet. The Mars Rover encounters
one of the strange Martian beings. The Rover didn't stop working because the
batteries gave out--oh no, the Rover actually ceased to function when it received massive
damage from a swift kick by the Martian (of course, the Rover DID try to
sniff the Martian's leg, so I guess you can't really blame him...or her...or it).
